Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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