the condom got lost in my hair
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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