you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
