Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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