she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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