Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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