i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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