ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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