Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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