Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
My ass is underappreciated
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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