idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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