did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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