Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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