I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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