Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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