You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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