I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My balls are so social today.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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