You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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