Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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