Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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