I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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