My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
