thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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