I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she smelled like a LAN party
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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