Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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