That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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