you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
