i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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