so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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