You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
we made out on top of his cat.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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