you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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