Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I think my moral compass just broke
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