yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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