I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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