i barfeds in our rink
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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