NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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