That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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