i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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