Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Randomize
