Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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