Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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