Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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