I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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