Banned from zoo.
Again?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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