she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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