Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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