Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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