Your tits are I can't wait for
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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