About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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