Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just googled if crying burns calories
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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