He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
