You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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