spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'd cum for enchiladas.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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