It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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