I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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